still alive

Blogging has turned out to be my illegitimate child that I rarely see but think of time to time. I'll see if I can get back into this. My wife made me create a facebook page....but I rarely check that out either. So yeah, two illegitimate children now.

Maybe I'll look into hiring someone to follow me around and then update this page as needed with things I should write in it...

Stay tuned.

inspiration at its best

So yeah....it came to me today of a fun and very amusing practical joke.

Spray on spider web.

Oh yes!

You could put it at places people walk through and watch the spasms begin.

That would be the best!

*note: many spiders were killed during testing purposes. You're welcome.

Show & Tell

i've just realized our whole status in society is set by the early trend of kindergarten/1st grade "show & tell".

seriously..whomever could bring in the cooler show & tell was hiked up on the popularity list.

after we couldn't show & tell in the other grades..it just came to what you wore or did.

or bragged about....

such a nasty little thing that went from innocence to bigotry

To blog or not to blog

This is my second blog attempt. We'll see how this goes. Welcome to all those unfortunate enough to know me. I will do my best to keep you pleased with our attempts to keep this thing updated.

For now...a little childhood reminiscing has brought up this memory I wish I could have changed the outcome.

The kid was an angry kid.
Always picking on people ..and he had this stuttering problem.
So one day he starts to pick on me.
I went for the stutter to kill his rampage.
I said,
"You g-g-get that stu-stuttering p-problem from y-y-yer d-da-dad?"
And he said,
"M-ma-my d-dad is d-dead."
I had nothin...and the whole playground at school went silent.

Guess that was a little morose as one friend put it.....